Mad Whorse

Meg. 18. Queer. English/Kiwi/Australian/Currently travelling the world. Hufflepuff. International politics, horses, books, Who, MUN, Nerdfighteria, Hunger Games, Sherlock, food, books. I like people and talking.

pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

(via urso2000andlate)

hygienequeen:

playgrounder:

colorfeels:

Took a bunch of candles from my church’s Christmas service because I am CRIMINAL
MERRY CHRISTMAS SUCKAS LIGHT IT UP

But my friend you left so early! Surely something slipped your mind… You forgot I gave these also! Would you leave the best behind?


Ive never laughed so hard at a post

hygienequeen:

playgrounder:

colorfeels:

Took a bunch of candles from my church’s Christmas service because I am CRIMINAL

MERRY CHRISTMAS SUCKAS LIGHT IT UP

But my friend you left so early! Surely something slipped your mind… You forgot I gave these also! Would you leave the best behind?

Ive never laughed so hard at a post

(via mychairofantlers)

zombina-adreena:

whiteteen:

Salvador Dali drawing a penis on the forehead of a woman and signing it with Picasso’s signature

let’s all take a long second to appreciate this

zombina-adreena:

whiteteen:

Salvador Dali drawing a penis on the forehead of a woman and signing it with Picasso’s signature

let’s all take a long second to appreciate this

(via asgardwouldfall)

i am drunk and it is eurovision if there’s any night i will have a text post to rival the work of william wordsworth it is tonight

angelpair:

i want to thank russia for the most accurate description of eurovision i’ve seen all night

angelpair:

i want to thank russia for the most accurate description of eurovision i’ve seen all night

(via angelofmischiefs)