Mad Whorse

0hhgodpleaseshutup:

I FOUND IT. I FOUND MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET.

(Source: copano, via k-winchesterintraining)

deductiontoseduction:

last night i had a dream that lesbians were a massive source of energy and the government started paying me to make out with girls to generate power and that’s how gay marriage was legalized in north carolina

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deductiontoseduction:

i made a graph of my personality

deductiontoseduction:

i made a graph of my personality

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zombiesdocrossfit:

You look cute in flannel. It really brings out the gay in your eyes.

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agentotter:

jacobtheloofah:

no but the best part is how he got the name:
his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.


This is the most beautiful horse-related story I’ve ever heard.

agentotter:

jacobtheloofah:

no but the best part is how he got the name:

his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.

This is the most beautiful horse-related story I’ve ever heard.

(Source: johnbercow, via raggedy-amelia)

mcry:

how t o kiss boy

  • walk over to a boy
  • extend your limb, caressing his cheeks tenderly
  • without moving your head or body, extend your lips so they meet the edge of his ear
  • sc rE AM NOOT NOOT 
  •   
  •   
  •   NOOOT NOO Ot;
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fullofstoryshapes:

Neville as eventual headmaster is very important to me though.

Neville, who thanks to his enduring friendship with Luna sees the vital importance of fostering interhouse relationships, downplays the rivalries between the houses without lessening the importance of

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fearlessforfour:

For a bookworm, I spend an awful lot of time on the internet.

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