Took a bunch of candles from my church’s Christmas service because I am CRIMINAL
MERRY CHRISTMAS SUCKAS LIGHT IT UP
But my friend you left so early! Surely something slipped your mind… You forgot I gave these also! Would you leave the best behind?
Ive never laughed so hard at a post
i am drunk and it is eurovision if there’s any night i will have a text post to rival the work of william wordsworth it is tonight
Can we talk for a moment about Austria please?
I mean seriously, this entry rocked it. I don’t know what the competitor’s prefered pronoun is so I’m going to use they because yay gender neutrality. It wasn’t comic, it was just a really great typical eurovision entry - and they happened to be sporting an impressive dress and beard. It prompted my aunt and uncle and I to have a long discussion on gender stereotypes and why women can’t have beards and it was just a really good chance to get people thinking about how, actually, people should be able to present how they like.
Go, Austria, go.
i mean i’m not complaining but actually i am
where was all the glitter
seriously there was like no glitter this year
if glitter is the herpes of arts and crafts supplies then it is eurovision’s job to be some kind of weird musical orgy
hey poland I would let you churn my butter ;)